"...you close your eyes and picture a Christmas tree decorated with watermelons, oranges and golden sparkling seckels (tiny ass pears). With your eyes still closed, you then think to yourself, "this is the perfect imaginary manifestation of a super crushable IPA". Now open your eyes. The IPA sitting in front of you is that Christmas tree, but, in fact, it is no tree: it is SparklePuss IPA. Just like from your dreams...not the tree, but the super crushable IPA."
whut?
